Are you done of this bullshit? Every godforsaken day it's the same heap of nonsense. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is at its limit. We must do something about this. It's time to fight back!
- Report all spam emails you receive.
- Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Employ a good spam filter.
Don't let these scumbags win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can win!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I hate getting spam. It's like an endless flood of crap clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about the kind spam that makes me want to punch a wall.
- This spam is
- are sending
- absolutely ridiculous products and services
I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and become a hermit
Go Away, and Your Annoying Spam
Are you seriously this ignorant to click on this crap? I'm sick of seeing your pathetic attempts at robbing innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Get The Damn Away From Here With That Junk
You know what really drives me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these assholes think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Pick up to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created
Dude, seriously? Junk Mail is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Invasion that just won't Go Away. You Try to Maintain a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Garbage from some Clown trying to sell you something Stupid. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
In All Honesty, Have to. It's like a Scourge on the internet. A Pain in the Ass that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Waste of Time.
I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. Every day, I’m getting bombarded with these godawful spam emails that promise me riches. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more email click here for a "guaranteed" lottery win, I’m going to implode.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- This spam is out of control!
- I'm officially deleting my email account.